The Capitol Report!

For your reading pleasure, and to make sure you fully understand the narrative, here are today’s headlines:

Al Nusrah Front Leader Featured in Prime Time CNN Interview, But Director of National Intelligence nominee Tulsi Gabbard Can’t Watch RT

Summary: Abu Mohammad al-Julani, the US-backed former Al Qaeda, former ISIS, former Al-Nusrah Front, and current leader of the Hayat Tahrir al-Sham was interviewed by CNN on December 6^th, as US and Israeli planners see him as their new puppet in Damascus, at least until Netanyahu can expand Israel to Damascus and take the reins. As Joe Biden would say, Al-Julani is articulate, bright and a clean Sunni Islamist terrorist, and he should do quite well for the US this time around. Most of northeastern Syria is already US-occupied, so oil pumping and tax-funded Conoco protection ops there should proceed without interruption.

Note 1: For those questioning the alliance of US forces with the HTS terror group, remember, the US also works closely with Syrian democratic forces, Kurdish separatists, and communists to steal energy reserves on behalf of Conoco. We value diversity. Don’t question us, bitches.

Note 2: CNN is deep state media, so making sure Americans can see and identify with a useful jihadist is Job 1. If Gabbard insists upon reading RT, she risks thinking for herself, enriching her perspective on the international order, and ruining everything the neocons have envisioned and fomented around the world in the past forty years.

BTW, Tulsi Gabbard Not Qualified to be DNI – Current DNI Avril Haines Proves It!

Summary: Tulsi Gabbard – Army LTC, veteran of US Middle Eastern wars, public and private patriot, Congresswoman, and candidate for President -- cannot be allowed to be DNI. Obviously, the US needs someone like the current DNI, Avril Haines, who has a law degree she hasn’t used, once ran a bookstore, never served in the military, nor worked in the intelligence community. Instead, she made her way into government service via political appointment after political appointment. And that’s exactly how we like our DNIs. Imagine if they actually read intelligence and didn’t just serve as a rubber stamp for the professional intelligence bureaucracy? In Princess Bride terms, we prefer our intelligence directors to be puppets of the deep state, and we say in unison, “Tulsi Gabbard? Inconceivable!”

Israel is Winning Its War On Gaza!

Summary: The not-a-genocide US-funded, -sanctioned and -supplied IDF destruction of the people, homes, buildings, factories, farms, hospitals, water and electrical systems throughout Gaza’s tiny 141 square miles – is a positive and winning strategy. Gaza, one-eighth the size of Rhode Island with over twice as many people (2.3 million before the latest genocide) is desirable for lovely coastlines and even lovelier offshore gas deposits. Thus, Israel and the US is steadily cleaning it up, clearing it out, and killing all the witnesses. Israel, with US assistance, will then rebuild it all, without any Gazans, solving a long-standing problem for the Zionists. Of course, the IDF has revealed a globally shocking level of amoral snark, it has murdered, starved, and buried under rubble hundreds of thousands of Gazan men, women and babies, and targeted for destruction every reporter, emergency responder, and aid worker as official policy. Israel has seen over 46,000 businesses close, as many Israelis make use of second passports and cash to get out. The Gaza project has permanently boosted the BDS movement globally, illustrated severe weakness in US offensive and defensive systems, like the F-35, and exposed logistic and performance weaknesses in the multi-layered Israeli air defense systems. This part of the story will be worked into upcoming stories on how the war on Gaza has victimized Israel.

Israel is Also Winning Its War on Lebanon and Syria!

Summary: In case anyone missed the 1996 “A Clean Break: A Strategy for Securing the Realm” it’s been in play for almost 30 years. A brief intro to its contents are here, and it is background for anyone trying to understand why what is happening in the Middle East is happening. General Wes Clark’s infamous revelation is illustrative. In neocon foreign policy theory, unlike basic game theory, real life, or military strategy, you do whatever you want, and the enemy doesn’t learn, arm, coordinate, progress, or grow in any way beyond what you have written into the program. Israel’s enemies are subhuman, driven by animal spirits, emotional, unsophisticated, irrational brutes, incapable of innovation or cooperation, so this will be easy! And 8 million Israelis would never be confused with subhuman, driven by animal spirits, emotional, unsophisticated, irrational brutes, incapable of innovation of cooperation, so there is absolutely nothing to worry about. Syria’s collapse into HTS-Turkey-Kurdish-US-Israeli “control” – with US securing the oil and gas – echoes Libya only15 years ago. Where’s Hillary when we need her?

Ukraine will be a NATO outpost, Come Hell or High Water!

Summary: Everything you have heard about Ukraine is true. It is an abomination that recruiting squads have to grab new patriots off the streets in Ukrainian villages. This is why one of the greatest minds in the US Senate as well as the Biden administration demand that Ukraine draft 18-year olds to provide blood and grist on the Eastern Front. As we all know, when governments under duress make a rule, an order, or a command, everyone promptly obeys. That’s just common sense! Accordingly, the Ukraine BlackRock-NATO-Obama-Biden-resource-grabbing shit show is a natural fit for NATO! US foreign policy is dump, desecrate, depopulate and deny – it’s simply glorious! Lastly, we have no diplomats remaining in the US government, only rare kind of degenerates, pressing on.

Beware Parody and Deepfakes Created by AI and the Babylon Bee!

Summary: All parody, sarcasm, humor, poking fun, and rhetorically questioning the state will eventually be banned, starting with memes using AI. For our Washington and global elite readership, rest assured we will prevail in driving underground the last remnants of free speech and expression. However, natural human language and perceptions of reality inevitably lead to observation of trends and linkages, conspiracies, and endlessly repeatable and cynical jokes about the state being shared widely among the hoi polloi. Be on guard, be alert, see something, say something.

I hope you enjoyed this edition of The Capitol Report! May the rest of us – vast, intelligent, skilled, powerful, networked, supermajority – practice late stage Soviet citizenship for a new America… lie to the state as it lies to us, take from the state as it takes from us, restrain and weaken the state as it attempts to restrain us, and quietly work to limit its danger to us and the world in every possible way.

South Korea is inspiring, in a way. On one hand, it is a corrupt, authoritarian, Washington-allied “democracy” existing in a contrived state of endless war with its neighbors. Global authoritarians lauded its COVID response – yet South Korea also has very low state-measured labor productivity, and a large and vibrant alternative health infrastructure that the state doesn’t fund and tries unsuccessfully to choke out. After the latest state drama in Seoul, the politicians, the people, and the unions rose as one to immediately end – via non-compliance – the “emergency martial law” declared by soon-to-be-former president Yoon Suk Yeol. It took less than a few hours to prove the people don’t know their own power.

As 2024 draws to an end, and the world set on fire by state megalomaniacs, we can look beyond the headlines to see contours of our native and well-deserved liberty, already within our reach.